A polished streaming app for streamingsoundtracks.com with full cover art support. Your movie soundtracks, 24/7.
Now this here app, it plays movie soundtracks around the clock. Cover art and everything. Sometimes the right tune just finds you, and you don't gotta do nothin' but listen.
I just wanted to hear my soundtracks, man. Streamingsoundtracks.com, full cover art, background playback—the whole deal. Twenty-four seven. It's right there in the name.
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, Dude. Movie soundtracks. Cover art. AirPlay. This is not some fly-by-night operation—this is a polished streaming experience!
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, Dude. Movie soundtracks. Cover art. AirPlay. This is not some fly-by-night operation—this is a POLISHED streaming experience! You want background playback?! YOU GOT IT!
It's a meditative experience, really. Film scores playing continuously—an auditory canvas. The cover art is rather lovely too. I find it complements my work.
"I just want to listen, man. Is that too much to ask?" — The Dude
"The Dude's playlist abides. No Eagles, though. Ever." — The Dude
"Sometimes there's a song, man. And I'm talkin' about the right song for the right time." — The Stranger
Scan the data-matrix code on LEGO Collectible Minifigure boxes to reveal which character is inside.
Currently not up to date — The Dude is, you know... lazy.
The Dude built a little app that reads the code on them LEGO minifigure bags. Tells you who's inside without tearin' it open. Course, he hasn't updated it in a while. The Dude takes his time.
You scan the barcode on the bag, man, and it tells you which minifigure's in there. No squeezing, no guessing. I mean, I haven't updated it lately. I've been, you know... busy. Ish.
You scan the data-matrix code, it reveals the character! No more fondling bags in the LEGO aisle like some kind of amateur! It's not up to date? The Dude is lazy, Donny. That's not news.
You SCAN the data-matrix code, it REVEALS the character! No more fondling bags in the LEGO aisle like some kind of AMATEUR! It's not up to date?! The Dude is lazy, Donny! THAT'S NOT NEWS!
It decodes the hidden identity inside each sealed package. There's something rather poetic about that, don't you think? Revealing what's concealed. Though it hasn't been maintained—the artist is on sabbatical.
"You want a minifigure? I can get you a minifigure by 3 o'clock." — Walter
"This is what happens when you open a box without scanning, Larry!" — Walter
"Nobody calls me 'unopened.' You got the wrong box, man." — The Dude
Decode Data Matrix codes on Deutsche Post franked mail. Reveals postage value, product type, submission date, and crowdsourced sender identification.
German mail's got these little matrix codes on it, and The Dude's app reads 'em right off. Tells you what the postage was worth, when it shipped, even who might've sent it. Folks help each other out with that last part.
You point your phone at the little code on Deutsche Post mail and it tells you everything, man. What it cost, what kind of mail it is, when it was sent. People even help figure out who sent it. It's a whole community thing.
Data Matrix codes, Dude! Deutsche Post puts them on every piece of franked mail! Postage value! Product type! Submission date! And the crowdsourced sender identification—the people doing the Lord's work, identifying senders!
Data Matrix codes, Dude! Deutsche Post puts them on EVERY piece of franked mail! Postage value! Product type! Submission date! And the CROWDSOURCED sender identification—the people doing the LORD'S WORK, identifying senders! THIS IS CIVILIZATION!
Every piece of mail carries encoded information—origin, value, purpose. This application simply… reads it. It's like interpreting a very small, very German painting.
"What's in the matrix, Lebowski? The Dude wants to know." — The Dude
"Donny, these stamps are not the issue here." — Walter
"Every letter tells a story, man. You just gotta scan it." — The Dude
A markdown file viewer with GitHub Flavored Markdown support, math rendering, multiple themes, and dark mode. Open and read your .md files in style.
Sometimes a man just wants to read a markdown file and have it look nice. This app does that—GitHub style, math, themes, dark mode, the works. Simple as that.
It's a markdown viewer, man. You open a .md file and it just… looks right. GitHub Flavored, math stuff, bunch of themes, dark mode. I use it on iOS and Windows. It ties my documents together.
GitHub Flavored Markdown! Math rendering! Multiple themes! Dark mode! This is a serious document viewer, Dude—not some half-assed text editor. Available on iOS and Windows. Am I wrong?!
GitHub Flavored Markdown! Math rendering! Multiple themes! Dark mode! This is a SERIOUS document viewer, Dude—not some HALF-ASSED text editor! Available on iOS AND Windows! AM I WRONG?! AM I WRONG?!
A viewer for structured text documents. Themes, mathematics, syntax—it presents the written word with the dignity it deserves. I find plain text rather… austere.
"You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in markdown once. Not in 'Nam, of course." — Walter
"This document is not the issue here, Dude." — Walter
Verify LEGO set completeness by tracking every piece. Check second-hand sets before buying. Export to BrickLink or Pick a Brick, and celebrate with fireworks when you're done.
The Dude made a thing for checkin' LEGO sets, piece by piece. Useful if you're buyin' secondhand and don't wanna get shortchanged. Even shoots off little fireworks when you're done countin'.
You go through every piece in the set, check 'em off. Great for secondhand stuff—you know if anything's missing before you pay. Export what you need to BrickLink or Pick a Brick. And when you're done, man—fireworks.
You verify every single piece. Check the set before you buy it secondhand—there are rules! Export to BrickLink! Export to Pick a Brick! And when you're done—fireworks, Dude! Because completion deserves celebration!
You verify EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. Check the set BEFORE you buy it secondhand—there are RULES! Export to BrickLink! Export to Pick a Brick! And when you're done—FIREWORKS, Dude! Because COMPLETION deserves CELEBRATION!
You catalog every component, piece by piece. It's systematic. Methodical. And when the inventory is complete—fireworks. A celebration of thoroughness. I rather approve.
"You're counting every piece, Dude? Every single piece?" — Walter
"All the pieces are here, man. The bricks abide." — The Dude
"Donny, you're out of your element! There's a 2x4 missing." — Walter
Renders Trello card descriptions as proper markdown—tables, code blocks, task lists, the works. The feature Atlassian couldn't ship for almost a decade. Available for Chrome, Firefox, and Edge.
Now Trello's had this little problem for near on a decade—card descriptions just sittin' there, plain as day, no proper formatting. Tables, code blocks, none of it. The Dude fixed it himself. Sometimes you gotta do these things.
Man, all I wanted was my Trello cards to render markdown. Tables, code blocks, task lists—basic stuff. Atlassian had like ten years and couldn't figure it out. So I just… did it. Works in Chrome, Firefox, and Edge.
A decade, Dude! A billion-dollar company and they can't render a markdown table! These are not serious people! So The Dude builds an extension in his bathrobe that does what their entire engineering department couldn't! Chrome! Firefox! Edge! Done!
A DECADE! These fucking amateurs had a DECADE and they couldn't render a GODDAMN MARKDOWN TABLE! A billion-dollar company, Dude! A BILLION! And some guy in a BATHROBE has to do their job for them! Chrome, Firefox, Edge—DONE! While Atlassian's sitting there like a bunch of NIHILISTS who don't believe in FORMATTING! OVER THE LINE!
Atlassian's inability to render structured text is, frankly, embarrassing. One expects a certain competence from tools of that price point. This extension simply provides what should have existed from the beginning. It's not revolutionary—it's remedial.
"Ten years, man. Ten years and they couldn't render a damn table." — The Dude
"The table renders, Dude. The table renders." — The Dude
"Atlassian owes money all over town, and they can't even render a table." — The Dude
Browser extension that shows your total accumulated LEGO Insider points—the number LEGO hides from you. Optional money-spent calculator and customizable display symbols. Available for Chrome, Firefox, Edge, and Brave.
Now the LEGO folks, they keep track of your points—they just don't want you seein' the total. Tucked away, like somethin' they're ashamed of. The Dude's extension just pulls back the curtain. Even tells you how much money you've spent, if you're brave enough to look.
Man, LEGO knows exactly how many points you have. They just… don't show you the number. Like, why? What are you hiding, man? So I made a thing that shows it. Also tells you how much money you've blown, which is, uh… a bummer, actually.
The LEGO Group deliberately conceals your total accumulated Insider points. They have the data. They choose not to display it. This extension corrects that. Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Brave. It also calculates total expenditure, if you're interested.
They're HIDING your points, Dude! The LEGO Group—a DANISH COMPANY built on TRUST and INTERLOCKING BRICKS—is deliberately CONCEALING how many points you've earned! What are they AFRAID of?! That you'll find out you spent EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS on plastic?! The Dude has a RIGHT TO KNOW!
It's rather patronizing, isn't it? They track every purchase, every point, and then simply… decline to show you the sum. As if the truth might upset you. This extension respects the user's intelligence. It also calculates total spend—which I find is best confronted with a glass of wine.
"They're hiding something. The bricks don't lie, man." — The Dude
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is points. There are rules." — Walter
"New information has come to light, man. About the points." — The Dude
Mark when you can't come instead of when you can. Also at kommenicht.de and kannnicht.de.
Most folks ask "you comin'?" This little website flips it around—you just tell 'em when you can't make it. The Dude figured that's the more honest question. Got a couple German addresses too, if that's your thing.
Someone makes a plan, man, and you just mark the dates you can't do. That's it. No "maybe," no "tentative"—just "nope, not that day." Works at kommenicht.de and kannnicht.de too, if you're into the German thing.
Someone proposes dates, you mark which ones don't work! Simple! None of this "let me check my calendar" nonsense—you know when you can't make it, so you say it! Also available at kommenicht.de and kannnicht.de—German efficiency, Dude!
Someone proposes dates, you mark which ones DON'T work! SIMPLE! None of this "let me check my calendar" BULLSHIT—you KNOW when you can't make it, so you SAY IT! Also available at kommenicht.de and kannnicht.de—GERMAN EFFICIENCY, Dude!
Instead of declaring your availability, you declare your unavailability. It's a far more honest interaction, don't you think? Saying no is an undervalued form of self-expression.
"The Dude has so many appointments, he can't show up everywhere." — The Dude
"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your schedule, man." — The Dude
"The Dude is not in. The Dude never agreed to this." — The Dude
A social virtual aquarium. Create pixel art fish and decorations that swim between players' tanks. A shared, chill ecosystem.
This one's still comin' together, but the idea's real nice. Little pixel art fish, swimmin' from tank to tank. Folks make their own fish and share 'em. Everybody just… floats along.
It's a virtual aquarium, man. You make little pixel art fish and decorations, and they swim over to other people's tanks. It's social but, like, chill. Nobody's arguing. The fish just… abide.
A social aquarium, Dude! You create pixel art fish—pixel art—and they swim between tanks! It's a shared ecosystem! It's a prototype, yes, but the vision is there! The fish are swimming, Dude!
A social aquarium, Dude! You create pixel art fish—PIXEL ART—and they swim between tanks! It's a SHARED ECOSYSTEM! It's a prototype, yes, but the VISION is there! The fish are SWIMMING, Dude!
Digital fish, rendered in pixel art, drifting between shared spaces. It's a collaborative ecosystem—vaginal, in a sense. The creative energy flows freely between participants.
"Sometimes you just gotta watch the fish swim, man." — The Dude
An interactive REPL for REST endpoint discovery. Navigate hypermedia APIs from your terminal like a chill explorer.
This here's a tool for explorin' them REST APIs right from the command line. You follow the links, one to the next, the way they was designed. Real leisurely-like.
It's a REPL for REST APIs, man. You just follow the links—hypermedia, they call it. One endpoint leads to another. It's like surfing, but in your terminal. Very natural.
An interactive REPL for REST endpoint discovery! You navigate the API! You follow the hypermedia links! This is how APIs were meant to be explored—from the terminal, like a civilized person!
An interactive REPL for REST endpoint discovery! You NAVIGATE the API! You FOLLOW the hypermedia links! This is how APIs were MEANT to be explored—from the TERMINAL, like a CIVILIZED PERSON!
You follow the links as the API presents them, one to the next. It's a dialogue, really—a call and response between you and the machine. From the terminal, naturally. I wouldn't have it any other way.
"This code really ties the room together." — The Dude
"Obviously, you're not an API golfer." — The Dude
"Careful, man. There's an endpoint here." — Walter
"But where are the Android apps?" Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about privacy?! Fuckin' Google wants The Dude to hand over an unredacted photo ID just to "verify" his identity. Over the line! That's, like, training data for their goddamn facial recognition database. I don't roll on Shabbos, and The Dude sure as shit doesn't hand his face to a surveillance company. Mark it zero, Google. The Dude's apps live on iOS, where nobody asks to scan your face before you ship code. When Google pulls its head out of its ass, maybe The Dude will reconsider. Maybe.
"Has the whole world gone crazy?!" — Walter
"Over the line! Mark it zero!" — Walter
"Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!" — Walter
